The Beefsteak Banquet- Spring 2026
Date: Sunday, April 26 2026, 4:00 PM
End Date: Sunday, April 26 2026, 7:00 PM
Physical event � QR ticket will be e-mailed after purchase.
About this event
Calling all HODLers, miners, nodes, and meat maximalists! Northwest Arkansas Bitcoin is flipping the script on fine dining – we’re throwing a TRADITIONAL BEEFSTEAK BANQUET, where proof-of-steak reigns supreme!
What’s a Beefsteak? A glorious, pre-fork (literally!) feast straight out of the Gilded Age:
- Rivers of Beef: Tender, juicy, thick-cut steak strips, grilled to perfection. Arriving hot, fast, and CONSTANTLY. All brought to you by our local ranchers at LongJohn's Creek and Weyl Farms
- Zero Veggies Allowed: This isn't salad-chain. Your plate? A canvas for beef. Your hands? The ultimate tool to eat. Utensils? Fiat-era relics!
- Bread & Brew: Piles of crusty bread (for soppin’!) and cold beer flowing. (BYOB)
- Communal Chaos: Long tables, shared platters, laughter echoing in the wind, and the beautiful sound of satisfied carnivores. Hosted at Ozark Flower and Berry Farms
Why Bitcoin & Beefsteak?
- Sound Fundamentals: Like Bitcoin, this feast is built on simplicity, scarcity (of stomach space!), and undeniable value.
- Decentralized Digestion: No waiters interrupting your flow. Grab, eat, repeat!
- Bear Market? Bull Market? Doesn't matter! The BEEF MARKET is always bullish here.
- Network Effect: Connect over shared plates and shared ideals. Forge alliances stronger than a 256-bit hash!
The NWA Bitcoin Twist:
- Pay in Sats? Watch our socials! (Fiat accepted, obvs. We're onboarding!)
- Talk Orange Pilling between bites? Encouraged!
- Dress Code: Your favorite Bitcoin tee and STRETCHY PANTS. Aprons provided (you'll need 'em!).
Come HODL your napkin tight and feast like there’s no tomorrow (because the steak supply IS limited!). This isn't just dinner; it's a MEAT-BASED MEMPOOL of epic proportions!